look at this fucking hipster

Ahh, hipsters...we love to make fun of them, but ain't they pretty? Check out this cute set of me in some ridiculous sunglasses and cheesy undies...so cute it was totally worth choking down some PBR for it!

members get to drool over the entire set!

a very retro secretary

Zounds! What a smoldering hot shoot...and what fun it was to play the bad little secretary at the office! (And don't you love that coral typewriter? ;)

members get to come give me some diction...

bedtime

Just a little bedtime story...snuggled up with my tea, my comics and my Cthulhu. Because Cthulhu is better than any teddy bear for keeping me warm and safe at night. ;)

members get eaten first!

phone sex!

Yes, I have a sparkling new iPhone 3G and yes, it is so very sexy. See?

Oh! Almost forgot to mention...I have a new haircut too. ;)

members get to have some aural sex...

frolic in the snow!

A good way to perk up some crappy weather is to get out, frolic in the snow, and do a little striptease for whoever might be watching! And of course right afterwards I had a nice hot mug of cider and butterschnapps and a good roll in the hay to warm me up. ;)

come warm me up!

DNA dress goodness!

mmm...a lovely tight ever-so-slightly translucent rubber dress...I hope you love this as much as I do!

fire up the Tardis!

come on in, Doctor...

it's the end of the world and my hair looks fantastic

I read one too many post-apocalyptic books and decided that the best course of action would be to put together a bunker and hide from the oncoming (zombie invasion, nuclear fallout, rapture, political disaster, etc).

come hide in my bunker with me!

blue sun!

Firefly and Serenity may be a few years gone, but it'll live on forever in my heart. Here I am in an absolutely kickass Blue Sun shirt, and out of an absolutely kickass Blue Sun shirt...enjoy! (Alas there is no ninja kickassery in this set!)

come indulge!

pew pew pew

Aieeee! This is one of the cutest sets I've done in a while! (I say that a lot, but I mean it!) The socks...the 8-bit tie...the space invaders in the wall...mmm, luscious nerdery. ;)

click to come play my game...

Planet Express

A mindless worker is a happy worker...shut up and do your job! ;) I found some great Futurama booty (hyuk hyuk) so I pulled some of it together for this shoot. Enjoy!

obsolete

Let's pull some obsolete technology out of the closet shall we? Along with 80s hair? Magnificent! PS: this is the only time I have ever worn fake glasses for a set. It had to be done. You'll understand. ;)

members get to see me take a journey through time!

girl power

A luscious set for all the panty and tee lovers in the house! Oooh... and some bare pink feet too! ;)

click to get a peek under my panties...

Frilly and bubbly!

Every once in a while I'll see an outfit that makes me gasp, I'm so delighted. So when I saw this lacy frilly pink thing, I couldn't resist. You can tell how much fun I had wearing it...and maybe showing off to the neighbors ;)

members get to come peek under my skirt...

And another one..how could I have forgotten to post a little update about my last set? It's the hotness! Just when you think life couldn't get any weirder...you find some awesome bubble wrap bikinis! And of course, the best part is popping bubbles with a hot gothy chick. Here's a slightly surreal set with Jynx. Enjoy!

come pop bubbles with me and Jynx!

pink DS

Ok, it's not so new, it was a Christmas present...but it's still shiny like it's new and it's PINK and it's light and it's awesome. So here is my ode to the pink DS set! PS - there's a wonderful new pair of knee-high Converses in this set! XD

members get to see all of this sauciness!

rockstar bookworm

I finally finished my grueling semester, and I had an orgy...of books! This is the pile of books I plowed through a couple of weeks ago. I've got a new pile that I'm plowing through now. Ahhhh... free time!I!11!one!!

members get to see all of this delicious set and more!

more, more, more...

I wanted more and she gave me more... here is part 2 of my luscious romp with Marie! Facesitting, 69ing, and orgasms...mmm...

members, click here and finish yourself off!

mac geeks galore!

Marie's back for more hotness! What starts out as computing side-by-side on our shiny Macs turns into a romp...you can tell we didn't even pay attention to the camera, we were so wrapped up in skin and pink. This is part 1 - check out part 2 this Friday!

mmmmmmm... click here to see it all!

all lacy and ladylike

I know, I know...two classy-style sets in a row...I'm getting ahead of myself! ;) This is a bustier that I've had in the back of my closet for a long time but kept forgetting about. Enjoy!

members get to come into my bedroom...

I've been sainted

I'm a Porn Saint! One of my photos from the Leeloo set that I did was sanctified by the Porn Pope himself. Here it is below...

Ain't it pretty? Yes it is! Thanks, Francesco. :) Check out some more Saints over at PornSaints.

red hat

Redhat! No, not the distro...the totally sweet netted hat that I found off eBay a while ago. Enjoy this kitsch-flavored update!

members, come 'n get a peek under my skirt!

Also new 'round here: some new scintillating erotica about getting it on in an elevator! Only for members ;)

blue dildo loveliness

Mmmm...this lovely blue dildo was a gift from J., and as you can see, I appreciated it so very very very much! Let's show, not tell...

click to watch my ecstatic fun!

vespa loveliness

Here i am with my hawt friend Britt, gettin' nasty on her scooter nerd style! Aw yeah!

Mmmm...members get to see some hot bi lovin' and much much more!

sweet, sweet bookage

Hey dudes...look what I dug up from the archives! It's Anna circa...well...sometime before I got my tattoo colored in, I don't quite remember when. Anyway, I think this is a really cute set of me romping around in Cloei's tech books last time I went out to Seattle to visit. Here's hoping you like this as much as I do. And thanks to Cloei for taking the photos! It's easy to get into a set when a cute lil' nerd girl is shooting it. :D

see the rest of these pictures and so much more!

(also new this week: archived camshow goodness XD)

me and my lovely new pink dildo!

This pink dildo was one of my holiday gifts, and as you can see, it hits me in all the right spots. ;) And now, a hot video!

Members get to watch me writhe and moan and much more!

butch & femme - pt. 2

Here is the thrilling conclusion of my encounter with Gala! Enjoy :)

Also new this week: a poem, wishlist pictures of me with my new dong collection, and of course, there's my weekly camshow if you're feeling lonely. ;)

butch & femme - pt 1

Gala from IFM and I dressed up and had a little butch-femme roleplay fun! It sure does feel funny to be in a suit...but I rather liked being the suave gentleman. ;) Enjoy part 1 of this steamy set!

members see the rest of these pictures and much more!

Also new this week: wishlist pictures galore!

getting pimped out...

I built my newest machine (well, the newest massive upgrade to the same machine I've been building since I was 15 ;)) a few weeks back and it just kept getting brighter and brighter and brighter. Next thing I knew, it was totally pimped out! So I decided to feature it in a photoset and pimp myself out a bit, too. To match. Y'know. ;)

members see the rest of this set and much more!

sitting at home on Friday night...

I'm just snugglin' up in my comfy plushy blanket, wearing some warm socks and reading a good book, when I get different ideas...in the form of a hawt pink dildo, generously gifted to me by A. Class, let's all thank A. ;)

goes awfully well with that t-shirt, eh?! (It says "if it weren't for carbon-14, I wouldn't date at all". Noice! Also from dieselsweeties. Yup, they're my favorite new store. ;)

join to see all the toe-curling fun!

Also new this week is some more of my hand-penned erotica. Saucy!

PS: My geek project this week has been to give nerdpr0n a new look! The changes to the members area haven't been rolled over yet, but expect that to happen sometime tonight, or if things go badly, sometime in the next few days. As usual, report broken links and bugs and yada yada yada. Hope y'all like it!

I win!

Here I am with another excellent tee from diesel sweetiesand some of my favorite dice! This is a super fun and cute set. I think I look just so...bouncy!

Also up this week: a video! I pay the naughty nurse a visit and she cures my hysteria...

members see all of this and so much more!

kitschen

Mmmm... I love puns. This week is an ultra-cute, ultra-red-hot set of me in a "crush the cook" apron (from dieselsweeties). The whole look is retro and ... well, kitschy, and cute as all hell. Enjoy!

members get to see all of this hot set in all of its 950x1276 glory!

Also new this week: two archived camshows, wishlist thank-yous for a teapot, wishlist thank-yous for a buttplug, and a poem! Oh, and part 2 of the vid of Secret giving me a brutal spanking is now up. ;)

join to see everything!

also new this week:

Forgot to mention...part 1 of some sexy escapades with Secret is now up!

see this movie and much more at my site!

Also, I have opened up a clips4sale store here. You can find videos of me with Secret, playing Wii with Gala, and me getting spanked brutally by Secret. I plan to release a lot more stuff in the future so check back!

Introducing Eva!

This is a fun little set introducing a really, really fucking hot friend of mine. I wanted to get some action, but my friend Eva was just sitting there, playing WoW...so I took matters in my own hands and seduced her! As you can see she changed her mind pretty quickly... ;)

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mmm, brains

Those of you who have been around a while and listened to me babble in my camshows know that I am really into brains. Cognitive science, psychology, neuroscience...it is all sexy. So here I am showing off a "size matters" tee and my new model brain!

join now to see the rest of these pics and thousands more!

Also up this week is some new erotica and some wishlist pictures of a very appreciative nerd!

ooh, SHINY red dress

Here I am in a gorgeous, tight, tiny and shiny little red dress and some falls. I love this set, and I know you will too!

and because I love this picture so much, here's a bonus teaser shot...

procrastination

And now, an ode to a favorite nerd pasttime... procrastination! I settled down to study but couldn't seem to stick to the task...the lure of my dildo called me away! Appropriate shirt, don't you think? ;)

(PS: I would've gotten this set up yesterday, but, you know...)

click to daydream a little...

Leeloo Dallas Multipass!

This week's shoot is up a few days early, 'cuz cosplay month was so fun I wanted to squeeeeeze one last update in on Halloween. I saved the best for last...Leeloo Dallas from the 5th Element!

members have a Multipass...do you?

a clockwork Anna

More cosplay month fun this week with Alex from A Clockwork Orange! This was a very fun set to do, as you can probably tell. ;) Enjoy! Next week's costume update will show up a little early, on Halloween, so I can squeeze in onnnne more costume before the month is over.

members see the rest of these pics and much more!

Changed my 2257 compliance notice

It now says:

With respect to all visual depictions displayed on this website, whether of actual sexually explicit conduct, simulated sexual content or otherwise, all persons in said visual depictions were at least 18 years of age when said visual depictions were created. And that's all you're getting on this topic, because 2257 was ruled unconstitutional, bitches . XD

off with their heads!

Cosplay month continues! Today, I'm stern, imposing and slightly loony Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland's pack of cards, complete with crown, frilly underskirt, and ruffle-butt panties. Enjoy!

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Also up this week is some wishlist goodness. :D

(she totally owes me)

I'm making it all costumes, all month to celebrate Halloween! This week, Batgirl (me!) discovers a damsel in distress (Jynxx!) and valiantly rescues her. Jynxx is so grateful! How will she ever repay me? Well, there's only one way to find out...

unravel the mystery here!

that time of the year

Halloween is this month so I've decided to give October a little twist....all this month's photo sets will have me in costume! YAY! To kick off the costume fun, here's me in a delightful lil' wonder woman outfit, circa the golden age! Fun fun fun...I can't wait to see what the rest of this month brings. ;)

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all dolled up

I'm in a very nice new corset, crotchless panties, and ballet heels. This is an incredibly sexy set if I say so myself!

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yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Arrrr! International talk like a pirate day was this week, me mateys, and here is a photo set of a beauty for ye! You might recognize this getup from a similar one I wore in the fabled pirate-ninja set with Gala. Enjoy!

members can see all of these luscious pictures and much more only at my site!

dot matrix fun!

Dot matrix printers? Remember them? Remember the paper with the holes you tore off the sides? No? Hopefully this cute and retro set will jog your memory. Here is a hawt set with my hawt friend Britt...what better use for dot matrix paper than to romp around in piles of it with a pretty girl? Yeah, that's what I thought. Hope you enjoy this set as much as I enjoyed getting it on with her...*evil grin*

the rest of these steamy pictures and much more only at my site!

oh noes, gamer crack

yup... that shirt is both highbrow (Rene Magritte) and lowbrow (Mario) at the same time! Fun! Watch out for gamer crack!

the rest of these pictures and thousands more only at my site!

Also up this week is a free gallery from Simon Scans. Mmmm...

ebay time

I'm doing some fall cleaning and I must have a hundred t-shirts. I love them all, but you know, that's just too damn many tees! So I am ebaying 9 of the shirts that ended up in photo sets on this site. If yer a girl and fit a medium, come get a good deal on these shirts (all are in good condition, some are like new, and some are no longer in print). If yer a guy and want your very own piece of Anna to smell and smell and smelllllllllll, you can do that too. :)

My auctions are over here. Have fun!

I have a really big....calculator!

I walked by this in the Rite-Aid and knew I had to make it mine. Sure, it can't store functions or tell me sine, but it's got REALLY BIG BUTTONS and that counts for something. Of course, the first thing I did was childishly spell out "BOOBS" on it...hey, we can't be mature all the time! Enjoy!

only at my site!

Also new this week is a Hump Wednesday gallery from Rope Rookie. Also, I can't believe I forgot to tell you in this updates blog what last week's Hump was, because it was great...it was a little set of behind-the-scenes pictures taken while me and Marie were getting ready to get it on in front of the camera. Here's a little sample:

sporkalicious

Mmmm....sporks! Not only do have a t-shirt with a happy mixed-silverware family on it, I have some shiny black sporks that I yoinked from Taco Bell. You never know when you might need a spork, so I keep myself a stockpile...

wanna see? all these pics plus thousands more at my site!

oooooh, shiny!

This week's photo set is last week's happy ending...pun intended! Enjoy. :)

all this and bunches and bunches more at my site!

I got super glammed up for this shoot because...because...because I felt like it dammit. :) This is my first time ever in cuban-heeled stockings, and goodness, I love them, and I suspect you will too. Check it out! And stay tuned for next week's incredible conclusion to this shoot. ;) No, I'm not telling, it'll be a surprise!

all this hawtness and much more only at my site.

also new this week is a guest gallery from Sexy Claire. (I always have a guest gallery every week but sometimes I forget to announce them here...last week's was from Toxxxy.)

asthma attack

If I'd done this shoot five years ago, there'd be a lot more props...I wouldn't just have my trusty ventolin inhaler and Advair disk. Nooooo. I'd have my Flo-Vent and my Peak Flow meter and a bottle of Singular and whatever it was that came in those green inhalers and my Nebulizer. But five years ago, I got prescribed Advair (I take 500/50) and now all that's gone away, making for a slightly less populated shoot but a much happier me. Here's an ode to the things that keep me breathing...for you I'll put on my very best finery...ok, well, a crotchless body stocking. ;)

all this and oodles more exclusively at nerdpr0n!

iDork

My new iPod nano is green. My bathroom is green. Even my black-facaded glasses are green. Clearly this is an omen! Here's a cute little girl-on-toilet set (just occurred to me that I've never done one before)...enjoy!

see all the rest and much, much more only at my site!

also up this week is some wishlist pictures and a little set of teasers from my shoot for NoFauxxx, shot by the amazing Trouble. Head on in to see some of them and head on over to see the rest of them!

best MASH-UP ever

Yep. That's right. They made an Optimash Prime Mr. Potato Head. Friggin' sweet! XD When I saw this handsome young spud in the toy aisle at Target, I knew I had to make him mine. Here is a scandalous photo set of us together....

see us play together only at my site!

PS: oh! and I have a new pair of glasses! I think they look fantastic on me. They sure look fantastic from the inside out...I needed a new prescription, badly!

my ass is on a book, ha-haaa!

My ass is on the cover of Naked on the Internet! I liked this book a lot. I tried to read it from the perspective of someone who wasn't in the adult industry, but I wasn't entirely successful in doing that just because I'm so deeply steeped into the material. I believe she gave a fair representation of the industry, and I agree with her observations on how women (specifically, sex workers) are using the internet beyond the corporate paradigm to serve their needs. And hey, when I did get to a section I knew nothing about (craigslist prostitution) I found it informative, clear, engaging, and fascinating. I recommend checking this book out. And not just because my ass is on the cover.

These lovely pictures were taken by the lovely Trouble over at NoFauxxx; I had the greatest time romping around and getting naked for her. This set is soooooo meta, let me tell you.

all this and more only at my site!

nerdettes: part 2!

Me and my lovely nerdette friend, Marie, get even steamier in part 2 of this hot set. Pussylicking, fingering fun, and bunches of orgasms...yes...it was every bit as fun as it looks! She's an incredible turnon and she's tasty too. Also, smart as a whip. My type of lady! ;)

all ths and much more only at my site!

PS: members area pictures are now an astonishing 850x1279 pixels! Just in time too.. ;)

nerdettes

This is my totally hot friend Marie, who is even nerdier than I am. You might recognize her from the Europe candids - she's the girl I went to Europe with. As you can tell from these pictures, this isn't just porn star sex...we are honestly really into each other and boy, does it show! Enjoy these pictures...I know I did. *lecherous* Oh, and by the way, this is only half of the shoot...there was too much hot lesbian sex to fit into one update! Keep your eyes peeled for next week's fantastic conclusion.

All this hawtness and much more only at my site!

Also new this week is a video of me getting stabbed through my nipples. Who wouldn't want to see their favorite nerd get pierced? That's what I thought! The curious can see it inside my members area...the squeamish can go look at pictures of cute girls doing it instead.

Exclusively at my site!

And still another new thing this week: pic sizes have been bumped up again to a nice respectable 850x1279. w00t! Oh, and and and there is a little mini-set of me getting naked in an airplane bathroom. Ok, I think that's about it. Obviously there is a lot of exciting excitingness going on around here. :)

bush

I may be a pasty white nerd, but every now and again I like to walk around in the woods and enjoy the sunshine. Naked, of course! Here’s another shoot showcasing my rare bush. Here’s my favorite shot from the set!

all this and much more in my site!

jam out with my clam out

Here's a Guitar Hero set...in which I'm a rock star! (Again with the mocking usual porn ideas by nerding them out!) This is also my very first photo set showing off my new nipple piercings. Those of you who watch my camshows would've already seen them, but this is the first photographic evidence. ;)

all this and more only at my site!

a sleepy morning...

Here's another set shot while I was off in Ireland. This time, it's a sleepy morning photo shoot (kind of like morning sex with a camera *winks*) after a long night of drinking Guinness...enjoy!

see all of these pics and much, much more only at my site!

flashing

Here's a cute little set of me relaxing and unwinding the bathtub, after a long day of touring Dublin. As you can tell by how pink my skin is, I love my baths blisteringly hot, and eventually I got so hot I had to get out of the bathtub, climb out of the hotel window and cool off in a nice cool Irish breeze. ... Right in front of the Ireland Parliament building. XD

full-size pics of me in all my flashing glory!

my ass is on a book

That's right folks. My ass is on the cover of Naked on the Internet by Audacia Ray!

Oh yeah, and I'm interviewed in it and stuff too. But still, my ass! On a book!

skullz0rz

I just don't know what I like best. Is it the cute pinstripe skully panties? Is it the metal-snap knee-high stockings? Wait, I know...it's my shiny new Tantus Silicone dildo! That thing is amazing. The shape just reaches around and hits my g-spot just right.

Wanna see? ;) Only at my site!

I am awesome.

Reading is for awesome people. I read. Therefore, I am awesome! There's your syllogism of the day. And your nakkid pics! This is a very relaxed tee-and-undies set...just hanging out in my jammies, y'know. ;)

only at my site!

Schrödinger's cat is...er, what?

I can't post this without a cheesy physics joke. "The Humane Society has placed up for adoption a lovable cat that was recently removed from the laboratory of a noted physicist. The animal was abused repeatedly, having been exposed to poisonous gas and also being placed in close proximity to radio activity. Cruel experiments like this can not be tolerated. The owner has been charged with numerous counts of animal cruelty. Dr. Schrodinger's cat is recovering nicely, however." (Cribbed from here.)

is my pussy alive or dead? find out only at my site ;)

Make foam love, not war

A lot of porn sites have the stereotypical "girls with guns omgwtf!!" photo sets. Now, mind you, a girl with a steel gun can be a hot...but a girl with a nerf gun is hotter. Right? Right! So here I am with a few of my favorite lethal weapons. :P

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stripey!

You guys, when I found these stockings on Sock Dreams, my head just about exploded. So stripey! So classy! So...stripey! I loved them at first sight, and I hope you will too.

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more pirate-ninja goodness

Last week's pirate-ninja fun continues in part II of this sizzling set. After I ripped off Gala's mask and revealed her to be a hot chick, the lovemaking commenced, and how! We had wet and sticky fingers everywhere and finished off the day with some delicious pussyeating. Definitely not to be missed!

see it all exclusively at my site!

pirates vs. ninjas

I was just sitting on the deck, drinking my grog when all of a sudden a ninja* sneaks up on me! After a pitched battle, I rip off the ninja's mask and discover a hot chick...and then I think we can all guess what happens after that. I guess ninjas and pirates do get along! Sometimes. When boobies are involved.

deliciously exclusive to my site!!

*played by Gala over at I Feel Myself. I mean, a real live ninja!

mmm, argyle!

I think the title of this set says it all: mmm, argyle! There's nothing cuter than a girl in argyles and her undies, right? Unless it's a girl in her undies frolicking on the stairs...

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badtz-maru cuteness

This tee is the snuggliest, bestest tee ever...it's cute as hell and I love the way it feels on me. And off me! ;) And the stockings...man! they're fantastic! Hope you enjoy this set as much as I enjoyed making it!

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a nerd's secretary

Wouldn't it be nice to have a scantily-clad girl on hand to record all your dice rolls? Yes, yes it would... ;) Luckily, with nerd girls,anything is possible!

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Irish schoolgirl

Ah yes...the internet porn world, where we shamelessly blend stereotypes just for you! ;) I'm a little Irish schoolgirl who is distracted from my schoolbooks by a frosty tall Guinness...and then it just gets so hot in here!... Happy St. Patty's day!

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naked Wii video

And now, the moment everyone has been waiting for...a video of me and Gala playing the Wii naked! Sorry the screenshot is so blurry, but damn! it's hard to get a still shot of two girls beating the crap out of each other in WiiSports Boxing. ;)

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HTTPanties

Here's a sexy set of me and my friend Gala. You might recognize her as the squirtin' sensation over at I Feel Myself; she's hanging out with me this week and we've been making sexy, sexy pr0n. Here we are in a couple of HTTP panties...I'm 200 OK and she's 403 Forbidden. Deliciousness!

Exclusively at my site!

Anna's in magazines!

w00t! I got interviewed for a nerdcore story in Bizarre magazine's March 2007 issue, and it's now out. It's filled with delicious quotes from yours truly, as well as a few pictures. Go check it out! Here are couple of quick webcam pics of me with it...

snuggled up

Sure, getting all dressed up is all well and good, but sometimes I just want to put on an oversize men's shirt and snuggle up with a good book. So that's what I did!

also new this week: guest gallery from AmberLily, more wishlist pictures, and a video of me replacing RAM...naked! Like the silly look on my face? Yeah, well, we can't be serious all the time...

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I'm super, thanks for asking

Ok, I know Robin sucks, but let's focus here...cute naked girl in teeny tiny rubberish superhero uniform! What's not to love? I hope you enjoy this set as much as I enjoyed playing dress-up for it. ;)

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Naked Book Report

Here's a Naked Book Report, in which I relate my views on Descartes. Sexy! only at my site!

Domo-kun fun

Here's a fun set with a fun shirt from ThinkGeek! If you like fishnets you'll appreciate this one. Like how I'm holding them up in practically every picture? Hah!

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valentine's day

Here's an early v-day present...me in a hot new outfit with my philosophy book collection! I decided to celebrate v-day this year by acknowledging my love of wisdom (love above all loves!), so here I am swimming in words. If you're curious if I have a particular philosophical title, I have a full catalog of my library here exported into html format. That's almost everything, minus whatever I've gotten in the last week and the occasional book that lives in the bedroom or downstairs that I haven't had a chance to scan (mostly a lot of gaming books and some of the newer stuff).

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teh intarweb

I bought this shirt off Threadless a long time ago, but forgot to do a shoot with it. It's basically a collage of all the stupid shit that has passed through the internet recently, including goatse, badgerbadger, tubgirl and many famous other ones...and of course, there's me pulling up the rear (heh) as the pr0n. Anyway, I was rummaging through my closet and came across it and was like OMGLOLZWTF, so I put it up! How many memes can YOU spot? I'm pretty sure I've guessed them all..

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also new at my site: more wishlist goodness, a guest gallery from NoFauxxx, and of course, the two camshows I do every week!

Feeling Myself

A fun surprise for you! I sent in two videos to I Feel Myself; the first, they put up some time ago, but I forgot about the second until just now. Well, it's up! For those of you unacquainted with IFM, it's a lovely site in which natural, real women masturbate to orgasm. I've been a huge fan of this site for a long time, and it's not hard to see why. Click to see this week's preview video, which includes all of their updates for this week and has a short snippet of me taking off my panties.

a girl and her toys

A girl likes her toys...both innocent and naughty! Here I am with my DS and my latest obsession, Brain Age. Eventually I get distracted from the game by favorite dildo...fun for all! (PS: it was Brain Age :))

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Naked Book Reports

Introducing Anna's Naked Book Reports. I'll be doing a series of these until..until I get bored with them, I guess! They're sort of like vlogs (video blogs), only, well, naked. Come check out the first video, in which I bloviate about Kant's Groundwork of the Metaphysic of Morals...naked.. heh heh heh.

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and when I get excited my little china girl says...

Welcome to this week's set! Cultural appropriation? Maybe. Cute? Certainly! I wrestled for a little while about whether it was appropriate to do this kind of Asian-themed gallery, in light of feminist criticisms of cultural stereotyping of Asian women. Ultimately, I came to the conclusion that it's about as harmful as, say, a set of me in the kitchen with an apron on. It's cute, and we know better than to think that women all hang out in the kitchen naked all the time, or that they OUGHT to. Right? RIght? It's fun, with an element of pastiche but ultimately not derogatory to a particular group. Also, the same argument could be made that I appropriate cultural mainstays from the goth subculture in the same set. Hell, it's all appropriation in the end. Thanks, globalization!

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computer nerd

Here I am at my desk! This set is an oldie but goodie - I was cleaning my files out today and couldn't believe I never put this up. Whoa! At any rate, enjoy... :)

Also up this week: scads more photos of me with wishlist items from very special members, as well as a 9-minute video of me installing a hard drive naked! Definitely not to be missed, and all exclusively at my site!

NSFW

I got this adorable tee from thinkgeek...it says, most appropriately, NSFW (not safe for work)! In the spirit of NSFW and with the help of some crotchless panties, I have endeavored to make sure that every picture in this set could get you reprimanded, written up, fired, and more!

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Also new this week: wishlist pictures, an outtakes set, a guest gallery from the lovely Trixie...there's tons to scope!

hold on while I freak out

End-of-the-year lists are being extraordinarily good to me! Fleshbot named me one of the Top Ten Crush Objects of 2006. Their selections aren't bad if I say so myself! ;)

superpink

I admit it, Superman is a dick, and I personally favor just about everyone in the Justice League over him. But....who can say no to these cute fucking panties?!??!?! That's what I thought. Enjoy, pantysniffers!

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In the top ten!

Violet Blue has named me one of her top 10 sexiest geeks of 2006...YAY! AYYYY! I feel like I'm the prom queen! :D It's quite the honor to be alongside such other hotties!

The Flying Spaghtti Monster wishes you a happy holidays!

This shoot is probably the most hilariously fun shoot I've done in freaking ages and ages. I made myself a Flying Spaghetti Monster headdress (thanks to Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories). If you're not sure who the FSM is, it's an ironic and hilarious response to the intelligent design debate by those on the side of science, and it all began here with a letter to the Kansas School Board. The argument is that if a Christian religious belief is to be taught in schools (ie, intelligent design) then the FSM religious belief deserves just as much consideration in the curriculum. It's not just effective rhetoric, it's hilarious!

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vintage red

Hey dudes, good news for you! MORE free pics than usual ;) I got another set up on I Shot Myself. Though photography was my first major, I don't normally photograph the weekly shoots (too damn hard), so I love it when I get a chance to fully express my artistic vision. As last time, the folks at ISM let me run off with a few pictures to show all and sundry. Enjoy!

go, baby, go!

I gave the ol' Shuttle a facelift today (+1gb of RAM and +320gb HD), and snapped these pictures during. Enjoy these nekkies of me elbow-deep in computer parts. Also, check out pic #6 - I'm sure we all recognize the "fuck! I dropped a screw!" pose. :)

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wheeeee!

See that big grin on my face? It's 'cuz Christmas is here early and I gifted myself with an awesome new video game console ;)

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And here are pictures of me showing off my...ahem...very large...comic collection. If you can't read the shirt, it says "whoa! it's like I'm in a comic book!" and it's from Threadless, one of my favorite sources for unexpectedly geeky shirts. :D

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I Feel Myself

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#1 geek

Enough with the turkey and relatives and football....more with the boobies! See me get all hot and nekkid on my staircase with my Macbook and a cute lil' shirt from Slashdot...and let us not forget the cute argyle socks! Yay for boobies!

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blues

My awesome new couch arrived, and it matched the awesome blue walls in my living room so well that I decided to trot out my slinky blue dress and put on a purple wig. and a smidgen of blue-silver lipstick (don't worry, it's a wig...not that I wouldn't cut and dye my hair, I've done it before :p). This is a cool and downright artsy set! Enjoy!

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caffeine fiend!

Caffeine is and will always be my favorite drug. It keeps me alert and awake and tastes yummy...what's not to like? In this set I show my adoration for the wonder molecule by dressing up in a cute caffeine tee, drinking my Bawls (and playing with my Bawls, and licking my Bawls, and grabbing my Bawls, and getting blue Bawls!) and rubbing Penguin caffeinated mints all over my hyper body...hotness!

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very sexy trek!

Remember the set I did in the Star Trek outfit? Well, your favorite redshirt is back to give some oral lovin'! Come watch me lick and suck every drop of cum out of my lucky lucky cameraman...You can never accuse me of having a boring sex life, that's for sure ;)

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new this week!

Be sure to scope out the pics of me swimming in the piles of wishlist goodies I've gotten thanks to some really kind members! There's also a new erotic story up and, as usual, the camsave from the weekly camshows is up too. There's always plenty of Anna to busy yourself with... ;)

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interview up!

I got interviewed by John booty at OtakuBooty! Read his probing questions here (pt. 1) and here. Excerpt:

I like porn. Actually, I love it. At least theoretically. Looking at naked people is generally pretty cool as long as they don't have goiters or open wounds or anything.

But most porn is not exactly the healthiest experience possible for all those involved. Like sausage and politics, a peek behind the scenes can be enough to turn you off to it for a while. Popular sites like Bangbus thrive on the humiliation of their female performers. Even ostensibly woman-positive sites like Suicide Girls might not be as performer-friendly as they'd like you to believe.

A lot of the time it's not even sexy, taking the "fake blondes with fake breasts having fake orgasms" route to bland monotony.

Anna's site, Nerdpr0n.com, is different.

Her boss treats her well because she's the boss. She's proud of being a nerd and she handles every aspect of her own site. She writes the code, answers the emails, and stars in the pictures. She runs Linux, builds her own computers, and she might play more games than you do. And she does porn.

Go forth and read the rest! Check out the site, too - it's like a nerdy personals site. It's about damn time!

undead never looked so good...

What better way to celebrate my favorite holiday than get all trussed up as the fearless leader of a zombie army and sit down to play my new favorite game?

braaaaaaaaaaaiiiins....

new on the site!

Members can purchase wishlist goodies from Amazon and see me nakkid with them. There are new pictures of me enjoying two new gifties, bought me by some very very generous fans! (Lenore: Noogies by Roman Dirge, and Ecstasia by Francesca Lia Block). w00t! yay! woohoo! I'm a very happy nerd :)

sepia goodness...

I felt like getting dressed up to the nines, so dressed up to the nines I got! Not content to merely look classy, I ran the pictures through a sepia filter and got beautiful results. I hope you enjoy this little interlude in your day! ;)

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Harley Quinn!

Halloween comes early to nerdpr0n! actually, here at nerdpr0n it's Halloween all year around, but whatever. You're in for a real treat! I was looking for a Harley Quinn costume forever and ever and finally found it, and yay! I always thought Harley was the sexiest gotham girl, even if she doesn't have the best taste in men...

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not your granny's knitting

Introducing something never before seen in porn...something truly perverse and shocking...knitting porn! Needles! Yarn! Naked chick! Action!

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faire lady

Tell me, did you ever see anything this bawdy at your local renaissance fest? This beautiful set features me in (and out of!) some gorgeous lace-and-velvet faire garb, basking in the rays of the setting sun. Definitely not to be missed - exclusively at my site :)

Anna in polka dots!

I took the sweetest darlingest pair of panties I ever did see...and put on some dark lipstick and put my hair in oh-so-provocative pigtails. Nice work, Agent Sin! Be sure to catch this extra-cute extra-sexy set of me lounging around in my bed ;)

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porn noir

Ooh, dark alleyways, fedoras, trenchcoats, and criminals! corset, fishnets, and double dildo penetration! I dressed up as a sexy girl detective and did a little investigating...and what did I find? check out this shoot to see some incredible, artsy, beautiful pictures.......and my first anal ever for the entire site, can't forget that ;) I had two dildos! where was I supposed to put them?

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finally! FINALLY! finally! finally!

'd love to chain Alan Moore up in my basement and plunk him down in front of a typewriter so he could peck out little masterpieces for food and sexual favors and then I wouldn't have to wait years and years in between! Stupid Vertigo with their stupid heads up their stupid butts. I am simply agog over the fact that my years of waiting for Alan Moore's new (pornographic) masterpiece have come to a close and LOST GIRLS IS FINALLY OUT. Agog I say! Wanna see how agog?

normally, I only post one picture as a teaser and that's the way it's been since the birth of this blog. But there were so many beautiful pictures in this set that I simply. could. not. resist. posting another teaser to tease you a little more..

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public flashing in the library

I had these pictures sitting around for almost two years. I'd never put them up because I'd never done a public flashing shoot like that and didn't know how to do it right, so a lot of them came out blurry. I did a reshoot and put that one up instead. I was thinking about it today, though, and you know what? A lot of people love exhibitionistic little snapshots, even if they're not perfect...so the original shoot is up now! This is not a weekly update proper, but is in addition to it...enjoy the extra treat!

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books books books BOOOOKS

well, we're all clear on what we CAN see in this little teaser: a touch of cleavage, some creamy soft white belly, garters, a whole lotta my books, and a sly sly smile. but what CAN'T we see? well, first, that sweater, although thick and woolen, is see-through somehow, so there's teases of my nipple in every single picture...I've got this cute little blue tiger-stripe skirt...I've got pretty little black boy shorts that flatter my ass just so...nope, a picture isn't worth a thousand words but 50 of them just may be!

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cable hell!

I'm sure all the nerds out there know what this shoot is about - that awful, huge, tangled mass of cables hiding in the back of your closet. Well, I trotted the out and put them to good use! (there were even christmas lights in that motherfucker!) nerdpr0n: taking lemons and making lemonade since 2003 :D

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new erotica!

for those of you who are fans of reading my dirty, dirty stories, I have new erotica up! This is based on a true story that actually happened to me. What happens when a girl and her fuckbuddy get walked in on by a beautiful woman? only my members know ;)

woohoo wishlist

Pictures of me with my new book Cryptonomicon are up! Thanks so much to D. for his generous gift :)

want to get me something off my wishlist? I'll put up a couple nekkid pictures of myself appreciating it! Just be sure to email me so I can thank you personally :)

You have died of dysentery

A new set is up featuring my favorite new toy, my MacBook (oh how I love it so) and a t-shirt featuring my favorite old toy, the Oregon Trail, which I used to play on an Apple as a wee kid. I all but hump my macbook in this set! Fun fact: my Macbook's built-in webcam was on for the entire shoot ;) ooh la la! maybe you were lucky enough to catch it last night! if not, don't worry - now that I have a portable webcam I can be on the ol' cam a lot more. Don't you love Apple? Someone be sure to write a letter to Steve Jobs congratulating him on being awesome ;)

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wishlist goodies!

New pictures of me with a book that a very kind person got for me off my wishlist, Self-Made Man

me + fishnets + illuminatus = a good thing

A set of me with one of my favorite books of all time...the Illuminatus! trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson! It's this crazy sci-fi chaotic story. For a good explanation of my tattoo, begin reading at this book :D or, you know, just look at the pictures ;)

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