January 04, 1988
frequently asked questions
a while ago i made an livejournal post asking for people to submit interview questions to me that i'd then answer.
here's the first round!
take the 1500 question purity test and post yer score.
ohhhh 1500 is SO MANY...here's a compromise: 32.2% pure on the 500-question test :D
Why do you like to get "Marked", where did it start?
i like to be reminded of what a fantastic night i've had when i look in the mirror. i've always liked hickeys and bruises and lash marks and the like
Is this how you support yourself?
partly, yes. it helps feed me on those days when money gets tight :)
Would you date an older guy?
i think every single person i've dated has been at least a couple of years older, actually
Are you high maintenance?
yes and no. i'm not expensive and you don't have to buy me jewelry and nail treatments and all that crap, but i do require lots of hugs, kisses, cuddles, attention, and sex. certainly i'm not as high-maintenance as my site.
If you were a motorcycle what kind would you be?
a harley...and not just because you can hear me coming from a few blocks away. whee!
who's the lucky fucker that gets to take all your pictures?
that would be the mystery cameraman!
have you ever been with another women?
oh yes. in spades. i don't know what i would do without pussy.
Do you ever, honestly, get turned on while taking pictures? Do you sometimes have to work yourself up before? Or do you get yourself off after (or during) the photo shoot?
yes, i do. no, not really. and yes, i do. i like taking the pictures. being an exhibitionist is just fun for me and i like posing and looking pretty - it's really just a really fun way for me to make money ;) the photo shoot usually ends when me and the mystery cameraman get carried away and start sucking and licking at one another. mm.
how old are you?
old enough to know better - young enough to do it anyway!
are you an exhibitionist (i.e., do you enjoy being naked in public in the real world, not just on-line)?
oh yes :)
Other than exhibitionism, what are your major sexual kinks?
i'm submissive - i love to be bossed around in bed. i like to be scratched, bitten, and spanked. i also like fisting.
Can I have unlimited access to your website without paying money? Can I trade you my cat for access to your website? Does being granted access automatically put me in the running to have sexual intercourse with you or your kin?
no, mayyyybe, and no. ;)
Is your motivation for taking these pictures to make money, for personal pleasure, or something else?
all of the above! i used to post naked pictures of myself for free all the time on my livejournal and then it occured to me that i could turn my hobby into paying my bills.
if i tried to fuck you on our first date, would you give it up? i would provide drugs and alcohol of course.
well, you'd have to be smoother in person than you are over the internet. haha. it depends. i can be very, very easy - all you have to do is be reasonably attractive, smooth, smart, and good at kissing up on me.
Will you drive down to Southern California and sleep with me and my girlfriend? Or just me? Or with my friends?
i'll drive down to sleep with your girlfriend, and no, you can't watch. ;)
Don't you think the new Justice League Unlimited show makes Green Arrow look like a wimp?
aw man, i don't have cartoon network and i haven't been able to watch it. i'll let you know when i do. probably, though. haha.
Who's hotter? Adam Sessler or Martin Sargent?
Sessler!
What is your favorite color?
green! i mean, blue. :P
What is the average weight of an african swallow?
laden or unladen?
In your opinion what is Kevin Smith's best movie?
Clerks. hands fucking down!
Why is High Fructose Corn Syrup in everything I buy and what does the world bank have to do with me buying laundry detergent at 2:00am in the south bronx?
because high fructose corn syrup is, on average, cheaper than sugar. and the world bank affects market policy all over the world, so the decisions they make can ripple up to even laundry detergent prices in the bronx at 2a.m.
Do you have parents? If so how many?
yes, and two, and they're still married to each other. awww.
Do you realise that the writings of Garth Ennis and Alan Moore are the only publications worth reading and by moving outside that circle you potentially jeapordise the character of not only yourself but thrust shame upon your family and friends?
well, DUHHH. YEAH. you missed neil gaiman though.
Do you put jam on your toast? do you not put jam on your toast, and if Not, why not, and since when?
yeah toast!
Are you seeing anyone?
and then some ;)
where do you live?
oh, here, let me give you my address!...psych.
Posted by anna at January 4, 1988 10:17 PM